Michael Flynn
Former National Security Advisor
executive
Fully Yeeted"FBI Yeet"
Yeeted: 2017-02-13
Lasted 24 days before lies about his Kislyak calls blew up, turning the national security job into an instant Russia scandal.
Michael Flynn is a retired lieutenant general who briefly served as National Security Advisor at the start of Donald Trump’s first term. He lasted just 24 days before resigning amid revelations about his contacts with the Russian ambassador and false statements about them. Since then, Flynn has gone from disgraced national security official to roaming conspiracy uncle, bouncing through election lies, QAnon-adjacent crowds, and grievance politics with almost zero shame. On Yeeted or Seated, he is the speedrun champion of self-destruction: a four-star résumé detonated by lies, scandal, and a truly elite commitment to making things worse.