Michael Cohen

Former Personal Attorney to Donald Trump

political

Fully Yeeted

"Legal Yeet"

Yeeted: 2018-12-12

Went down on hush-money and campaign-finance crimes, then flipped from Trump fixer to star witness with breathtakingly petty efficiency.

Michael Cohen is a former personal attorney to Donald Trump who spent years serving as fixer, enforcer, and general-purpose cleanup guy inside Trump’s business and political orbit. He became nationally famous after pleading guilty to federal crimes tied to campaign finance violations, tax issues, and other misconduct. Then came the turn from loyal bagman to bitter insider witness, which would be dramatic enough on its own if Cohen were not also such a naturally combustible narrator of his own downfall. On Yeeted or Seated, he is the guy who helped build the mess, got crushed by the mess, and then started touring the wreckage with a microphone.