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Kristi Noem
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Kristi Noem

Former Secretary of Homeland Security

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Yeeted: 2026-03-05

Got shitcanned after DHS got buried under fatal Minneapolis shootings, a $220 million ad-contract mess, and management chaos too loud for even Trump to shrug off.

Kristi Noem is a Republican politician who served as Governor of South Dakota before becoming Secretary of Homeland Security in the Trump administration. At Homeland Security, she oversaw border, immigration, disaster, and domestic security functions until her firing in March 2026. Then came the familiar Trump-world collapse sequence: management chaos, ugly headlines, a giant ad-contract mess, and enough dysfunction that even this administration decided someone had to be the one tossed overboard. On Yeeted or Seated, Noem went from rising conservative star to another reminder that loyalty only buys you so much once the mess gets loud enough.