Gregory Bovino
U.S. Border Patrol Commander at Large
executive
Fully Yeeted"Border Yeet"
Yeeted: 2026-01-26
Got stripped of his made-up commander-at-large perch after the Minneapolis crackdown blew up, then got sent back toward retirement.
Gregory Bovino is a U.S. Border Patrol official who served as Commander at Large, a high-profile enforcement role tied to the Trump administration’s border posture. His work sat in the world of immigration enforcement, border operations, and the performative politics of looking maximally tough on migration. Then his made-up-sounding perch disappeared after the Minneapolis crackdown mess blew up, which is about as fitting an end as any for a role that already sounded like it came from a straight-to-streaming action movie. On Yeeted or Seated, Bovino is what happens when border politics gets so theatrical it starts inventing its own characters.