Donald Trump

President of the United States

executive

Still Seated

Donald Trump is the 45th and 47th President of the United States, forcing his way back into power on January 20, 2025 after his first term from 2017 to 2021. Before politics, he built a tacky, gold-obsessed brand on New York real estate hype, reality TV theatrics, and decades of self-promotion that blurred the line between businessman and walking billboard. He then parlayed that notoriety into a full hostile takeover of the Republican Party, reshaping it into a personality-driven machine where loyalty to him matters more than anything resembling policy. Since then, governing has looked less like running a country and more like a televised power trip—immigration crackdowns as applause lines, tariffs thrown around like blunt instruments, and a constant purge cycle where allies are elevated, humiliated, and discarded the second they stop clapping hard enough. Competence is optional, loyalty is mandatory, and stability is nonexistent. On Yeeted or Seated, Trump isn’t just the chaos engine—he’s the reason the engine exists. Every yeet, every meltdown, every sudden career-ending faceplant traces back to him lighting the match and seeing who burns. And looming over all of it is the ultimate endgame—the golden yeet everyone’s watching for.