Clarence Thomas
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
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Still SeatedClarence Thomas is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States and has served on the Court since 1991. He is one of the most influential conservative jurists of the modern era, especially on questions involving executive power, administrative law, and constitutional originalism. Then the gifts, luxury trips, billionaire benefactors, and ethics scandal headlines kicked in and made the whole “independent guardian of the law” posture look a lot more like a members-only lifestyle package. On Yeeted or Seated, Thomas is the robe-and-gavel version of what happens when immense power goes years without meaningful accountability and starts acting like that is normal.