Allen Weisselberg
Former CFO of the Trump Organization
political
Fully Yeeted"Fraud Yeet"
Yeeted: 2023-01-10
Took the fall for the Trump Org’s long-running tax-dodge circus, admitting executives pocketed off-the-books perks while cheating the tax man.
Allen Weisselberg is the former chief financial officer of the Trump Organization and one of the key behind-the-scenes executives in Trump’s business empire. He spent years managing finances and internal operations before criminal cases exposed tax fraud and off-the-books compensation schemes tied to the company. Weisselberg’s entire public aura is “human spreadsheet who absolutely knew where the bodies were buried,” and then the court records showed that, yes, a lot of the bookkeeping was exactly as grubby as it looked. On Yeeted or Seated, he is the gray-suited accountant of the Trump circus — not flashy, just deeply marinated in the numbers that smelled wrong.